What No Proof he was a Scot???

["Joan and Roy Sinclair" <badger.s@xtra.co.nz>]

With apologies to all, it is just a bit of theological humour to promote
discussion preferably over a wee Dram.


 Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and
 nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome,
 scholars  had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they
 offered their  evidence.

 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
 1. His first name was Jesus
 2. He was bilingual
 3. The authorities were always harassing him.

 But then there were equally good arguments that...
 JESUS WAS BLACK ;
1. He called everybody "brother"
 2. He liked Gospel
 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that...
 JESUS WAS JEWISH:
 1. He went into His Father's business
 2. He lived at home until he was 33
 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
 mother was sure he was God.

 But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
 2. He had wine with every meal
 3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that...
 JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
 1. He never cut his hair
 2. He walked around barefoot
 3. He started a new religion>

 But then there were equally good arguments that...
 JESUS WAS IRISH:
 1. He never got married
 2. He was always telling stories
 3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence was  ...
 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN !
 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who
 JUST  DIDN'T GET IT
 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
 for  him to do.

          Roy




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