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For Sale

One mummified Knight Templar, moldy.
One slightly used "Urim and Thurim", tarnished with dent on left side.
One hidden cave, in Mysteriously remote Utah neighborhood, seller financing available.
One "Ark of the Covenant", needs Commandments.
All priced to sell.  Will trade for small island with Oak trees.
John Liley
Utah Commish
PS  In all seriousness I'm going to order the book.  Living here I can go on a great road trip.  Honey we're going to look for some dead guy in cave.