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Sent: Friday, March 02, 2001 2:59
Subject: For Sale
One mummified Knight Templar, moldy.
One slightly used "Urim and Thurim", tarnished
with dent on left side.
One hidden cave, in Mysteriously remote Utah neighborhood,
seller financing available.
One "Ark of the Covenant", needs Commandments.
All priced to sell. Will trade for small island with
PS In all seriousness I'm going to order the
book. Living here I can go on a great road trip. Honey we're going
to look for some dead guy in cave.