My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?
My family
tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
Shake your family
tree and watch the nuts fall!
My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as
pets.
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
I looked into my
family tree and found out I was a sap .
I'm searching for myself; Have you
seen me?
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ...
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
It's
2001 ... Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
A family reunion is an
effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends
it's roots.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
After 30 days
unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Am I the only person up my tree ...
sure seems like it.
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a
few bad
apples.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
Gene-Allergy, It's a contagious disease but I love it.
Genealogists are
time unravelers.
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek. They hide ... I
seek!
Genealogy, Tracing yourself back to better people.
"Crazy" is a
relative term in my family.
A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine
ancestor.
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I Should have asked them, BEFORE they died!
I think my ancestors had
several "Bad heir" days.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the
JUNEflower.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
Share your
knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Heredity: Everyone believes
in it until their children act like
fools!
It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
thief.
Many a family tree needs pruning.
Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm
hunting forebears.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
That's strange, half my ancestors are WOMEN!
I'm not sick, I've just got
fading genes.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Cousins marrying
cousins, Very tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins, A non-branching
family tree.
Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
I'm always willing
to share my ignorance ...
Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy ... will I ever find time to
mow the lawn again?
That's the problem with the gene pool, NO Lifeguards.
I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!