[Up] [Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next] [Date Index] [Thread Index]

Thought you'd enjoy this!




----- Original Message -----
From: "Constance Sinclair" <constancesinclair@hotmail.com>
To: <pilgrim99@prodigy.net>
Sent: Tuesday, January 30, 2001 11:47 AM


> THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
> >
> >An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used
> >profanity A keyboard was a piano!
> >
> >Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And
if
> >you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
> >
> >Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file
> >And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
> >
> >Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A
> >mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!
> >
> >Cut- you did with a pocket knife Paste- you did with glue A web was a
> >spider's home And a virus was the flu!
> >
> >I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear
> >nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish
they
> >were dead!
> _________________________________________________________________
> Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
>

[ This is the Sinclair family discussion list, sinclair@mids.org
[ To get off or on the list, see http://www.mids.org/sinclair/list.html