A Moo-ving experience

["Mel Sinclair" <melsinclair1@yahoo.com>]

I know that we've been in deep philosophical discussions lately and I hope
that this is helpful.   I didn't create it, but kinda wish that I had.  <g>
Ponder each thought ... it is a moo-ving experience.

I'm off to Dallas in the morning.  I'll have to "steer" clear of some of
these.

Sinclair, I'm trying my best to inject a little levity into this group!
It's probably the toughest challenge that I've faced.

Aye,
Mel of South Carolina

POLITICAL PHILOSOPHIES EXPLAINED IN SIMPLE TWO-COW TERMS:

SOCIALISM
You have two cows.  You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have two cows, the government takes them both and provides you with
the milk.

FASCISM
You have two cows, the government takes them and sells you the milk.

BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks
the other, pays you for the milk and then pours it down the drain.

CAPITALISM
You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

CORPORATE
You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of
four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

DEMOCRACY
You have two cows.  The government taxes you to the point that you must
sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country that has
only one cow which was a gift from your government.


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