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Re: Girl Friends



I dunno, man..Even if you went with something a little more dignified,
like "breasts" in your punch line..it is still a pretty lame stab at
humor for a grown man....Gord

"Gary M. Sinclair, Harwich, Ma. USA" wrote:
> 
> > > When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.
> > >
> > > When I was 16, I dated a girl, but there was no passion.
> > > So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
> > > life.
> > >
> > > In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
> > > emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama
> > > queen, she cried all the time and threatened suicide. So
> > > I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
> > >
> > > I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
> > > totally predictable and never got excited about
> > > anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a
> > > girl with some excitement.
> > >
> > > I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> > > her. She rushed from one thing to another, never
> > > settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and
> > > flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as
> > > often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
> > > energetic, but directionless.
> > >
> > > So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.  I found
> > > a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on
> > > the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that
> > > she divorced me and took everything I owned.
> 
> > >
> > > Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> 
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