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----- Original Message ----- From: "Constance Sinclair" <constancesinclair@hotmail.com> To: <pilgrim99@prodigy.net> Sent: Tuesday, January 30, 2001 11:47 AM > THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER > > > >An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used > >profanity A keyboard was a piano! > > > >Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if > >you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! > > > >Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file > >And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! > > > >Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A > >mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! > > > >Cut- you did with a pocket knife Paste- you did with glue A web was a > >spider's home And a virus was the flu! > > > >I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear > >nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they > >were dead! > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com > [ This is the Sinclair family discussion list, sinclair@mids.org [ To get off or on the list, see http://www.mids.org/sinclair/list.html