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FOR SALE
One mummified Knight Templar, moldy.
One slightly used "Urim and Thurim", tarnished with dent
on left side.
One hidden cave, in Mysteriously remote Utah neighborhood,
seller financing available.
One "Ark of the Covenant", needs Commandments.
All priced to sell. Will trade for small island with Oak
trees.
John Liley
Utah Commish
PS In all seriousness I'm going to order the book.
Living here I can go on a great road trip. Honey we're going to look for
some dead guy in cave.
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